Okay so 12 minutes have passed and I’m marginally less angry.
I liked this season - I liked the love triangle, I LOVED Sadie/Lauren, and my favourite fucking part was Frankie leaving because I hated that bitch
why don’t they do the things I tell them to?
- I tell Lexy and Tess to fuck - Lexy gets it completely wrong and fucks Sam
- I tell Lauren to divorce her wife and be with Sadie, but instead she tells her never to come near her again. YOU WEREN’T EVEN NEARLY CLOSE LAUREN. WHAT THE FUCK.
- I tell Nora to stop being an asshole and SHE FUCKING PUTS VINEGAR IN THE THING THAT WASN’T MEANT TO HAVE VINEGAR IN
- GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
I am gonna have words with these bitches when I go to Glasgow
mark my words harriet braun
i will find you
and i will have words with you