Okay so 12 minutes have passed and I’m marginally less angry.

I liked this season - I liked the love triangle, I LOVED Sadie/Lauren, and my favourite fucking part was Frankie leaving because I hated that bitch

but like

why don’t they do the things I tell them to?

• I tell Lexy and Tess to fuck - Lexy gets it completely wrong and fucks Sam
• I tell Lauren to divorce her wife and be with Sadie, but instead she tells her never to come near her again. YOU WEREN’T EVEN NEARLY CLOSE LAUREN. WHAT THE FUCK.
• I tell Nora to stop being an asshole and SHE FUCKING PUTS VINEGAR IN THE THING THAT WASN’T MEANT TO HAVE VINEGAR IN
• GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
• TITS

I am gonna have words with these bitches when I go to Glasgow

mark my words harriet braun

i will find you

and i will have words with you