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Kitties and titties is ma game.
Often drunk, always fabulous.



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I can’t chat people up…

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HEY GUESS WHAT GUYS I MET THEM ALL

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LOOK WHAT ARRIVED TODAY! :D

LOOK WHAT ARRIVED TODAY! :D

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Okay so 12 minutes have passed and I’m marginally less angry.

I liked this season - I liked the love triangle, I LOVED Sadie/Lauren, and my favourite fucking part was Frankie leaving because I hated that bitch

but like

why don’t they do the things I tell them to?

  • I tell Lexy and Tess to fuck - Lexy gets it completely wrong and fucks Sam
  • I tell Lauren to divorce her wife and be with Sadie, but instead she tells her never to come near her again. YOU WEREN’T EVEN NEARLY CLOSE LAUREN. WHAT THE FUCK.
  • I tell Nora to stop being an asshole and SHE FUCKING PUTS VINEGAR IN THE THING THAT WASN’T MEANT TO HAVE VINEGAR IN
  • GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
  • TITS

I am gonna have words with these bitches when I go to Glasgow

mark my words harriet braun

i will find you

and i will have words with you

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ASJDAHSGDASGVDBASGAHS

BUT

LEXY

Y U NO HAVE SEX WITH TESS?

IT WAS KINDA HOT WHEN YOU FUCKED SAM

BUT LEXY 

WHY

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Just booked me and my girlfriend tickets to the Lip Service finale event. SO EXCITED I MIGHT PEE.

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So I just watched episode five of Lip Service season two.

ASDFGHJKLHGFD YES. YES. YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YES. I hated Sadie all the way through season one but she’s been fucking fantastic in season two. I love her. I LOVE HER. And she and Lauren are just perfect together and ajsdhas/sjda EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And Lexy and Tess holy mother of fuck I just love themmmmmmmm. But Sam was my favourite in season one and now she’s an asshole. I know she found out that the love of her life was cheating on her before she died, but I’m still allowed to think she’s an asshole. Stupid asshole. 

But yeah I just fucking love Tess/Lexy, ALL THE SHIPPING. I love this mother fucking show. It’s like porn with plot.

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Reasons why the BBC piss me off:

  • Series 14 of Silent Witness was primarily about Harry and Nikki’s relationship (OR LACK THEREOF) but it is mentioned a grand total of zero times in series 15
  • They need to stop hitting Laura Fraser with cars
  • Honestly they were the only two reasons
  • But those two reasons piss me off a lot so I will put excessive amounts of bullet points
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  • FUCK YOU. ASSHOLES. YOU MAKE ME SAD INSIDE. :(
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