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♥ ♥ ♥ elsbian♥ ♥ ♥
Kitties and titties is ma game.
Often drunk, always fabulous.



guys

my girlfriend cheated on me :(

look :(

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just so everybody in the world ever is aware, it’s 11 days until I see my girlfriend again

more of this!

this!

AND THIS!

and also lots and lots of sex

perfekthimmelblaubreit:

Seit zwei Tagen 18.. war irgendwie klar, dass der erste Teil des Geburtstagsgelds in Piercings fließt, was? :D

My girlfriend > your girlfriend.

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Okay so I don’t wanna turn into one of those people that posts pictures of them kissing their significant other all the time, but our faces make a heart shape and that makes me happy. :)

Okay so I don’t wanna turn into one of those people that posts pictures of them kissing their significant other all the time, but our faces make a heart shape and that makes me happy. :)

I need this picture of Saskia on my blog because of reasons.

I need this picture of Saskia on my blog because of reasons.

This is me with my head buried in Saskia’s crotch… aren’t we just the sweetest?

This is me with my head buried in Saskia’s crotch… aren’t we just the sweetest?

I’m going to bed now and when I wake up I will be leaving for the airport to meet my girlfriend. DVGSAKJLD:KSAGDHJSKALDKJGHSAJDKAS :)

Excuse me while I spam you about my birthday.

So, my school half term is over my birthday - we get monday to friday off, and then my birthday is on the saturday. I have successfully planned things for friday, saturday, sunday & monday:

Friday will be spent with my girlfriend, and we will get drunk and I’ll make her play COD with me, and we’ll also watch Doctor Who and go to the beach and cuddle lots. It’ll be grand. On saturday I’ll have all my other friends round as well, and we’ll set up tents in my garden and get drunk. There will be obscene amounts of alcohol and we’ll be pissed as parrots. For the sunday, my parents said they’ll pay for people to go to the pub for lunch the next day - originally this included friends and family but now she’s thinking just family, but hey ho. It means I get to show off my girl to my family which will make me a very happy bunny. Aaaand finally, on the monday I will be bringing my girl into school with me. It’ll be fucking fab and I am SO FUCKING EXCITED :)

I cannot wait. I might die of excitement as the time gets closer. I’m already close to death. Periodically I have these little bursts of excitement and don’t stop smiling for an hour.

I LOVE EVERYTHING AND IT’S ONLY 26 DAYS AWAY AND AGDSGDASDAS EXCITEMENT AND HAPPINESS AND LOVE.

Just gonna leave this here because it makes me happy.

Just gonna leave this here because it makes me happy.

It’s gone 2am and I’m drunk on sexual frustration, it seems. 
I’mma just leave this here because I like it.
Totally not creepy for making a gif of Saskia.
Not creepy at all.
LOVE ME.

It’s gone 2am and I’m drunk on sexual frustration, it seems. 

I’mma just leave this here because I like it.

Totally not creepy for making a gif of Saskia.

Not creepy at all.

LOVE ME.

fangirlriot:

Now I approve

Reblogging again because I swear I will marry her one day.

fangirlriot:

Now I approve

Reblogging again because I swear I will marry her one day.

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As you may have noticed I decided that because I can’t write you an email I will leave you a message telling you that I love you.. It’s because I want to tell you every second of every single day, but I can’t so you will have to accept these posts as a sign of my love.. that sounded weird.. Well, anyways, I love you El, you are everything I never dared to dream of <3

^ SERIOUSLY SHE’S SO FUCKING PERFECT OH MY GOD. ILOVEHERILOVEHERILOVEHER.

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I love you babe! And I miss you terribly right now… but I just wanted to stop by and say that you mean the world to me. I love you El <3

^ May I just say that Saskia is the most perfect human being on the planet? Yes she is. I love her. 

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